Thursday, May 1, 2008

A cautionary tale...

Mike's finished. He's out of here. He's given his two-week customer notice. He's taking his wife and moving to Virginia. Just to buy some gigantic house for the price of 3 days of U-District parking. And where is he going to get his Sweet Tea, Baked Beans, and Kosher Beef Frank? He didn't think about that, did he?

Let that be a lesson. Never leave Shultzy's.

OK, maybe I'm overstating things just a bit.